Five Steps to Fight or Flight?

When faced with confrontation I suggest my smoothly revised “How to Handle a Nigga Moment” list

1. Take a quick mental bubble bath and determine the severity of the current battle

2. Consider foe’s credentials

3. Summon chamber maid to prepare battle armor

4. Mount the saddle of black stallion

5. Ride onto the battle field wailing “For Narnia!!”

*Steps 3-5 are not necessary if foe is not a threat to ego*

*If the above has occurred emplace alternative step 3, Fuck foe’s main bitch*

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